Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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