Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Still dying that you shit outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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