Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
