Dual....:-)
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
