But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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