The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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