I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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