Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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