I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
