I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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