is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
25 Adults Reveal The Most Embarrassing Stories From When They Were Kids
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My penis needs a shock collar
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
i think i just lost a toe