there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?