i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
