It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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