problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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