How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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