omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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