Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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