North Korea, Best Korea!
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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