I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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