Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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