Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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