i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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