have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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