Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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