Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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