I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
What drink are we having for lunch?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.