but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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