Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You're so nebulous sometimes
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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