And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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