i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
NoShamevember. You game?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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