Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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