That's intense
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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