I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
