i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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