White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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