Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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