In the future we'll all be gay
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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