at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
