dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
