I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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