I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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