To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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