just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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