I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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