Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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