When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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