IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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