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(415): View more from California

shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.

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(415): shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does. http://tfl.nu/rw4v

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just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.

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(402): just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot. http://tfl.nu/9z8d

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(410): View more from Maryland

i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.

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(410): i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are. http://tfl.nu/befb

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(914): View more from New York

Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong

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(914): Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong http://tfl.nu/jy3c

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(563): View more from Iowa

please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.

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(563): please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death. http://tfl.nu/862e

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(416): View more from Toronto

Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.

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(416): Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck. http://tfl.nu/lba2

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(805): View more from California

the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.

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(805): the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do. http://tfl.nu/fu0w

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(713): View more from Texas

The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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(713): The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me http://tfl.nu/d25d

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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents

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(563): oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents http://tfl.nu/iqnb

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.

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(248): Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it. http://tfl.nu/bw3w

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(360): View more from Washington

have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation

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(360): have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation http://tfl.nu/7a7f

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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller

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(907): We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller http://tfl.nu/mw3b

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?

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(267): Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder? http://tfl.nu/3p5i

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(347): View more from New York

I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?

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(347): I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay? http://tfl.nu/bmfn

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(661): View more from California

Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.

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(661): Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre. http://tfl.nu/eizk

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