She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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