Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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