thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He felt like a one man threesome
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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