The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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