My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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