When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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