I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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