Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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